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Joke of the Day
"I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish... She said she would get on board"
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"Did you hear about the janitor who lost his job at the sperm bank? [dirty] He was caught drinking on the job..."
"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."
"Black Friday deals but at the pharmacy"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a Land Mine. Absolutely nothing."
"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"
"My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.."
"I went to the gym and did a negative pullup today. It was a letdown."
"A tweet about the Titanic & speech impediments? Unthinkable."
"Germans are always so quick to fix your mistakes when you trying to speak German. It's as if the whole German nation is on Otto correct."