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Joke of the Day

"Any good Jokes? Do you guys have any good jokes to share with people?"

"When you get laid off. :("

"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."

"[staff meeting] ""Ya so heads up, someone grabbed my lunch from the fridge, and there's a 420% chance you shouldn't eat the brownie inside"""

"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."

"Riding a big girl is like riding a moped... Its okay until someone sees you"

"My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also occasionally sucks ;)"

"The NYPD only does no-knock jokes."

"How do Batman's parents call him to dinner? They don't; they're dead."

"Why are hillbilly murders hard to solve Because they all share the same DNA"