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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prince!"
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"Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station"
"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"
"There once was... There once was a woman with dementia and she"
"Don't be sad when you find expired food in your pantry. Be happy you outlived it."
"Fix a man's computer, and he will be virus-free for a day. Teach a man to fix his computer, and he will be virus-free for a day."
"Have any of you realized that the self checkout has the sexiest cashier's?"
"I never feel entirely comfortable leaving a music gig... It's disconcerting."
"why did the lion win the race? because he mufasa."
"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."