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Joke of the Day

"Roller coasters are like your first time having sex. for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer."

"What do you call the Pope after he's resigned? Ex-Benedict."

"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."

"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"

"Test joke I was gonna tell a gay joke butt fuck it"

"Click to see something special something special"

"What's the difference between r/jokes and your mom's vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

"LPT: If you feel too cold, and can't afford central heating ...Just stand in a corner of your house. They are usually ~ 90"

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"What do you call a naked musician? A Natural"