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Joke of the Day

"The secret to a long life Avoid death"

"Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair."

"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."

"Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable."

"You know how bullies stick a kid's head in the toilet & flush? We need to give Bieber credit for turning that into a look."

"What are the Greeks forced to eat in their hyper-inflated economy? Euros!"

"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."

"""If you're building a time machine, Take your time. what's the rush?"""

"I finally figured out why i look so bad in pictures It's my face"

"What's the difference between pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family"