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Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets"

"Patrick: ""Did you see my underwear?"" Mindy: ""No."" Patrick: ""Do you wanna?"""

"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."

"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"

"I like my women like I like my ice cream. Freezer-burned"

"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"

"JOCKEY: ""Watch me whip"" HORSE: ""Watch me neigh neigh"""

"Library joke A guy goes to the library and says, ""I want a book on suicide."" The librarian says, ""Fuck you, you won't bring it back!"""

"Your car won't start? Have you tried getting out of it and then getting back into it again? That usually works for my computer."

"My second account is trying to drive a wedge of suspicion between me and my Twitter crush."