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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock -Honda. -Honda who? -*Honda the wings of love*"
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"I've been working on my favorite puns... I took ten of the best puns I knew and entered them into a local radio contest, hoping that one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"Vets aren't doctors: Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe I can help? Mom: My son broke his leg! Vet: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck."
"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up your girlfriends ass."
"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."
"Congratulations, everyone who saw me and my kids at the mall today. That's the cheapest birth control you will ever have."
"Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers."
"No body What do you call a man with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"
"Today is my 18th wedding anniversary. If my husband doesn't give me a divorce as a gift I'm telling his girlfriend."
"007 is fired, becomes a scientist. He opens meetings with, ""The name's Bond, Hydrogen Bond."" Everyone laughs. He cries in the supply closet."