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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock -Honda. -Honda who? -*Honda the wings of love*"

"The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk."

"I was thinking of taking the cross product of force and distance, ... ... but that's so much work."

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"Why dont they have Drivers Education and Sex Education class on the same day in Iran Because it would kill the camel"

"You guys was right about Donald Trump harming the environment He's already making snowflakes melt!"

"I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ... I never got re-elected"

"What's an Australian's favorite element? Gold"

"Q: What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? A: Profane tanks."

"Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit."