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Joke of the Day
"Boomerangs can be quite dangerous if you've got alzheimers."
Next Joke
"A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says ""we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"" ""That wooden deed"""
"I stayed up all night long to see where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."
"My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19"
"The down arrow key on my laptop isn't functional. IT asked me if they should call the on-site repair guy to come in today... I told them it wasn't pressing."
"Two fish were in a tank... One fish says to the other ""You man the guns, i'll drive"""
"Grandpa Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die! Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know? Me: The judge told him."
"Since women are shorter....are they more genetically suited to scrub the toilet? funny or not"
"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."
"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"