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Joke of the Day

"Vets aren't doctors: Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe I can help? Mom: My son broke his leg! Vet: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck."

"How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!"

"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."

"I could never marry a tennis line judge... They always point out your faults."

"DATING TIP: OFFER THEM WATER. PUT 2 STRAWS IN. ROMANTIC WATER."

"What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common? They both say the same jokes over and over again."

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"

"*84th flr* CW: You look sad, can I cheer you up? M: Heard Van Halen's ""Jump""? CW: Sure! Me: Jump out that window and sing it on the way down"

"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."

"I saw that new movie about N.W.A I rate it Straight/Compton"