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Joke of the Day

"Today is my 18th wedding anniversary. If my husband doesn't give me a divorce as a gift I'm telling his girlfriend."

"You know what's odd? Numbers that are not divisible by 2"

"This kitty has really overstayed its welcome. All hello and no goodbye."

"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"

"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"

"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler"

"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""

"I'd just like to say a few words Hat, car, tree, river."

"trying to get through to Mozart on the Ouija board I really want him to listen to the Thong Song"

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"