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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bono fall off the stage? Because he was too close to The Edge."
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"The only kind of meat a priest can eat on a Friday..... is nun."
"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""
"For every selfie you take, the universe throws another rock at our planet."
"[commercial] [man comes home after long day, opens front door and is attacked by 8 cats] MAN: There has to be a better way! Narrator: DOGS"
"""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith."""
"You're trapped in a room with a tiger a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice."
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?... When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere."
"What does /r/funny and /r/jokes have in common? I laugh at neither of them."
"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."