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Joke of the Day

"*date leans in* Tell me something I don't know about you. *I lean in* I have a french fry in my pocket."

"I just got my first hand job. I'm officially a manicurist."

"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? because she was a woman!"

"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."

"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."

"Want to hear a joke? Ok How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? ""That was a cloche call!"""

"What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid? Brushing your teeth!"

"wife on facebook: homework with 9, he's doing so well! wife to me: it took him 8 tries to spell cake. CAKE. grab some wine on your way home"