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Joke of the Day
"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"
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"What is the difference between New York City and the deep south? In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free."
"My mom: I was thinking of getting my grandson a drum set for Christmas! Me: Funny. I was just thinking about getting a new mother."
"What do rich people and bad flossers have in common? Deep pockets."
"After they got married she even put his truck nuts in a jar."
"""Here, let me suck as much life from you as possible."" -jobs"
"A midget walks into a bar I guess it was set too low"
"So I heard that Israel recently passed a law to cap banker's salaries... It'll be repealed within 8 to 9 days."
"WIFE: [handing me crying baby] will u please change him ME: ok [drives to hospital] ME: hi yes my baby is crying can i get a new one"
"I RT you, you ignore me I fav you, you ignore me I ignore you, you ignore me This seems to be working out well for us"