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Joke of the Day

"I just got my first hand job. I'm officially a manicurist."

"Why are the Soviets Russian? Because there's no Stalin."

"BREAKING: Republicans may oppose President Obama's decision to skip breakfast."

"Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis? Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd."

"Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore."

"Sure, I could agree with you.... Buy why should we BOTH be wrong?"

"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender."

"Here's a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!"

"What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law? One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year."