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Joke of the Day
"I just got my first hand job. I'm officially a manicurist."
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"Statistics are like a bikini What it reveals is suggestive, but what it conceals is essential."
"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"
"Why does Santa always have a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"What did the French stoner say? 80 blaze it"
"A blonde sees a another blonde across a lake and asks ""How do I get to the other side?"" the other blonde replies... ""You are on the other side""."
"OPRAH AND AIRPORT SECURITY Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested? A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally"
"What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas? ""All I want for christmas is yeux"""
"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."