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Joke of the Day
"What is red and has seven little dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
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"MOM : Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? SON : My name is Paul."
"I wear a stethoscope, so that in the case of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."
"Sometimes I think I should try to be a better person, but then I remember I'm good-looking, so I'm, like, nah."
"What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla? People actually care if a gorilla dies."
"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Rooster and donkey If you have a donkey and I have a rooster and the donkey eats my rooster, what do you have? Two pounds on my cock in your ass!"
"Dirty thoughts... the life of a gardener."
"So I took your mom to In N Out 'cause I know she likes it animal style"
"What do you call a fake Sony phone? Phony"