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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke? Ok How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"
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"Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked."
"My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do."
"What's the only thing worse than a third Bush as president? A first Trump as president."
"What do you call a fuzzy philosopher? BEARistotle I'm so sorry"
"I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget... I don't think I could ever fall in love with a midget. But I guess it's better to fall in love with a small person, than not a tall."
"Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry? On a clothes lion."
"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your vagina."
"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."