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Joke of the Day

"The only difference between politics and religion is whether the hope is for this life, or the next."

"What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in? **GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**"

"What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire? A firecracker"

"I started gaining as much weight as possible... I wanted to become a more well-rounded person"

"When I was younger, I used to feel like I was a man trapped in a woman's body Then I was born. (Source: sickipedia)"

"Question: In China... ...is everything ""Made in China""?"

"It seems those Trump supporters... Have some egg on their faces"

"Did you heard Steve Jobs died? He went to the iCloud. (RIP Steve. You may disagree with him, but the fact the man died is tragic considering his contributions to computing.)"

"I like my women like I like my wine.... Nine years old and locked in my basement."

"I've opened a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."