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Joke of the Day

"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You've gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned."

"I am trying to come up with a joke about the Patriots not winning the Super Bowl but.. I keep having a giant problem with the punchline"

"I think my coworkers are gay because every time I walk by, they mumble under their breath ""what an ass!"""

"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? ...nothing."

"Don't let an extra chromosome get you down."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make your little girl cry! But if she's gonna have those ears, she's gonna need a sense of humor."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"Big words Don't you just hate when people use big words to try and sound more photosynthesis?"