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Joke of the Day

"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""

"When someone says something to me, not only am I able to respond to them, I feel like I have to. It is my response ability."

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"You kids have no idea how lucky you are. Back in my day we had to shave our jokes into the sides of cats and throw those cats at passers by."

"What kind of shirts do philosophers wear Soccer tees"

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!"

"""What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?"" Officer, ""Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."""

"How do you beat the Islanders? Give 'em a 3 goal lead"

"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."