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Joke of the Day
"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."
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"Why do you never see a pregnant plane? They always go to the hanger."
"I tried typing ""penis"" as my new password and I got an error message saying it was too short."
"FYI: By the end of the Twelve Days of Christmas song, your home is crammed with 23 flying Birds and 50 hyperactive Humans."
"At the #Adele concert, saw a girl on the corner of the stage repeatedly punching herself in the face. Realized she was the deaf interpreter."
"Maybe ghosts ARE real and you never see them on paranormal investigation shows because they're too put off by leather statement jewelry."
"""To label you ""divine"" would be to capture but a fraction of your resplendence. ... and could you pleeeeease grab an Oreo while you're up?"""
"You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions."
"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"
"That awkward moment when you have to get over someone you never even dated."