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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"

"Whiteboard and Eraser Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser? The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way."

"What does a woman's asshole do while having an orgasm? He's usually at home with the kids."

"So confused right now, don't know whether to join a gym or buy Photoshop."

"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""

"If you're upset with someone, write down your feelings in a message. Put the message in a bottle. Hit them over the head with the bottle."

"I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive."

"[Flight Attendant]: Would you like some headphones? [Passenger]: Yes please, but how'd you know my name was Phones?"

"What do you call a sentinel with three hands? A watchman."

"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"