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Joke of the Day

"Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown"

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Hells Angel? Someone who comes to your door and tells you to fuck off."

"What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !"

"I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food"

"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."

"So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. ""Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?"" The Arab replied ""Yemen!'"

"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"

"Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone ""what are you supposed to be?"" without triggering an existential crisis."

"I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke but it ran away."