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Joke of the Day

"So the Jamaican said to the Arab.. ""Aye where you from? You from tha beach mon?"" The Arab replied ""Yemen!'"

"Did you get that????? Unscramble these words! 1.) PNEIS 2.) HTIELR 3.) NGGERI 4.) BUTTSXE Did you get SPINE, LITHER, GINGER and SUBTEXT?"

"How much do Americans like racist jokes? Enough to make one President."

"How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning? If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet."

"What's faster than a speeding bullet? [Religion] A Jew with a coupon."

"There should be a prenatal test to tell if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."

"If swimming is such great cardio, explain manatees."

"If I had a dollar for everytime I unnecessarily sexualize a sentence, I'd have 69 dollars."

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."

"The person who came up with the word ""lisp"" wath a real athhole"