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Joke of the Day

"Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone ""what are you supposed to be?"" without triggering an existential crisis."

"What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck? Shaun O'flanagan"

"The shortest joke about Islamic State ""Made in ISIS"""

"I was named Chief Speaker at the Society of Introverts. Thank God no-one showed up."

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again."

"Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle."

"I don't care how hardcore you are. If you don't cry when Dumbo visits his mommy in elephant jail, you have no soul."

"R.I.P water You will be mist!"

"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"

"If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be? Bad at following directions."