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Joke of the Day
"I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke but it ran away."
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"Apparently everyone was too high in the 70's when Grease came out to notice that every ""student"" at Rydell High looked like they were 35"
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fish."
"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot"
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? I stopped butchering goats."
"JESUS: [picks up bread] this is my body JESUS: [picks up wine] this is my blood JESUS: [accidentally picks up his cat] this is my...cat"
"The inventor of the doorbell OBVIOUSLY did not own a dog."
"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."
"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."