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Joke of the Day
"I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food"
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"Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history. In almost all matches he was sub-par."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck."
"Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the OTTER side!"
"What do you call am alligator in a vest? An illogical situation imagined by a child."
"Why do people paint eggs for Easter? Bunnies squirm too much."
"I have a joke about this site... never mind you probably reddit"
"Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives."
"Helpful Tip.. If you are ever cold just stand in a corner... There normally 90 degrees.."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."