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Joke of the Day

"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"

"What do gender studies graduates commonly say? ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presence"

"What has antlers pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard."

"While George Bush was in office... he was informed of the death of three Brazilians in a plane crash. He replied 'Oh that's horrible, just awful....... How many's a brazilian?'"

"Statistically if driving a stake through the heart kills vampires, we're all vampires."

"I accidentally slept with a prostitute last night... I thought I was more careful and smart than that, I swear! I typically check the tags on their feet first! :("

"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"

"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"

"What is the best place to hide a corpse? On the second page of Google"