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Joke of the Day
"When a bull wants to listen to a cassette what does he put on his head? Steer phones!"
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"A man spread his late wife's ashes on the lawn... ...so he could still cut her at least once a week."
"What does a light bulb filled with gas?"
"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"
"Her: Hi, I'm Jane Me: I'm Christopher, but everyone calls me Dick for short. Her: How do you get Dick from Christopher? Me: You Ask nicely."
"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."
"It's unwise to cut down a forest on your own. It usually takes tree fellers or more."
"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"
"Don't send me a face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked."