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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."
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"I was out with my bf and a waiter called me a 'cradle robber' cuz he's 18 and I'm 43. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."
"I promise to love you for better until things get worse."
"*walks into a brothel* ""yes I'd like some broth"""
"What do you call a bra designed for neutrois? Ze-bra"
"I know exactly where I stand on the controversial issue of female on male rape. In the corner, with a video camera."
"90% of being a parent is shouting, ""Remember to flush the toilet."" The other 10% is flushing the toilet for everyone."
"What did Quasimodo say while being whipped Beats me, but I have a hunch!"
"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""
"Q: What would Lewis Carroll call an abortion? A: A very merry unbirthday."