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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control? Someone gets fired."

"The year is 2316. Humans have 12ft long arms from centuries of taking selfies."

"Steve Jobs What do cancer cells do when they get bored? they get jobs"

"Whats white on the outside green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !"

"Maybe the cure for cancer is leaving chocolate pudding cups in my fridge for more than 24 hours. We'll never know."

"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("

"I'm really bad at portioning uncooked pasta...so if you and 110 of your friends wanna come over, dinner is ready."

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"

"Hispanic magician: ""I will disappear on the count of three. Ready? Uno, dos"" *poof* And just like that he vanished without a tres"