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Joke of the Day
"Don't send me a face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked."
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"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"The FBI raided Hillary Clinton's campaign headquarters She needed them to get in quick and destroy all the evidence."
"What's black and white and red all over... An interracial couple getting what they deserved."
"The Greek Economy Forever A Loan!"
"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."
"My pastry factory has been pretty successful... So far we've had a good turnover."
"Why are poodles suspicious of strangers? Because they're afraid of running into a poodaphile."
"[throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine"
"My laptop has a Miley Virus. It's stopped twerking."