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Joke of the Day
"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"
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"My doctor told me he appreciates my patience. I told him that I appreciate that he appreciates his patients."
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"What's the slipperiest country? Greece!"
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"Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days."
"A joke my physics teacher told us Student: ""Did you get a haircut?"" Teacher: ""No I got them all cut."""
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"Dark humor is like a children's cancer ward... It never gets old."