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Joke of the Day

"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""

"If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still."

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."

"My wife's posted picture she took of me in the shower didn't go viral... Ain't no big thing."

"My parents told me not to listen to my iPod too loud... It was sound advice."

"How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground? I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232;_&#3232;"

"A new movie based on the game Tetris is about to drop... ..so you better start lining up. (two for the price of one!)"

"Hey white people, remember when we would all watch the Chapelle's Show then immediately change the channel when the rappers came out? HAHA"

"What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like? Little seizures."

"Do you call a senior citizen bride's pre-wedding party... A golden shower?"