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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
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"Okay Canada. You've made your point. Will you take winter back now? Please?"
"What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear."
"How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America? By occident"
"What do black people get when they die? Nigger Mortis"
"Doctor Doctor I can't stop singing Delilah Oh that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It's not unusual."
"What does a child without arms get for x-mas? gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet"
"How do you make a blind moan? Kick him in the balls"
"What do you call a queer redneck? A confederate fag."
"I just owned you for three seconds. Possibly five if you're a slow reader. Up to ten if you read this again."