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Joke of the Day
"Okay Canada. You've made your point. Will you take winter back now? Please?"
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"Why do African casinos always go out of business? Because there's too many cheetahs."
"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"Never judge a book by its cover Use the paragraph on the back instead.."
"Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant."
"What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? ""Poor core"""
"My girlfriends parents are very religious. The first time I was at their house her father said we weren't allowed to sleep together. It was a bit of a shame, he was very attractive."
"What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture."
"Subway is releasing a new Jared inspired sandwich to promote healthy eating in the jail! It's called the Hot Dick Sandwich and only comes in 9 inches."