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Joke of the Day
"What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings? A bi-polar bear."
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"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"What will reddit never know? Victoria's Secret..."
"Four gay men walk into a bar and there's only one available stool. What do they do? Flip the stool over."
"I used to brag that my dad worked in the food court. I thought he was a food lawyer. Shoulda wondered why a lawyer would wear a sbarro shirt"
"This is no place for memorials, petitions, or any of that emotional shit."
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice. (Sorry for old joke)"
"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."
"Some people age like wine, others age like milk."
"A genie granted me a wish, i said i wish to turn me into something who always suck the blood of the beautiful women, then poooof, i became a tampon.."