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Joke of the Day

"What do black people get when they die? Nigger Mortis"

"The doctor thinks I need a penis reduction I asked him if it could wait until after my golf tournament."

"When my laptop asks ""Are you sure?"", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made."

"Kids suck. Even God gave up after only having one."

"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."

"What's the difference between a soldier and a teacher? As a soldier, it is your job to kill people. As a teacher, it is your job to try very hard not to kill people."

"How long does it take for a baby to explode in the microwave? I dont know, I close my eyes when I masturbate"

"A boss at a workplace says to his secretary, ""File this report, please.""""You file it, sir,"" the secretary replies. ""I'm a secretary, not a woodworker."""

"How can we call ourselves ""evolved"" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?"

"A Priest, rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar And orders a drink"