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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a blind moan? Kick him in the balls"

"I slipped and fell outside today... and when I got up, my wallet and keys were missing. Must've been black ice."

"Jewish pedophile what did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid walking down the street? Hey kid wanna buy some candy?"

"I knew that sexual fetishes could get more and more perverse over time, but... ...it wasn't till I spanked a statue that I knew I'd hit rock bottom."

"What did the cactus say to his wife? 'Aloe Vera!"

"Before and After Sex Before sex,you help each other get naked. after sex,you only dress yourself. moral of the story? In life no one helps you once your fucked!"

"Roses are red, Twitter is blue, you look bangable, so I'll follow you"

"My boyfriend said that I'm more than enough woman for him, and now I'm mad because I think he called me fat."

"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."

"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."