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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a blind moan? Kick him in the balls"
Next Joke
"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"
"Did you hear about that new movie about Hitler? It's called 2fast2furherious."
"Teach a fish to catch a MAN, and you've got a blockbuster horror movie idea under your belt."
"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"
"They opened the tomb and were all, ""Where'd he go?"" and the angel said, ""He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes"" and they were like, ""Word."""
"Went to Costco for eggs. Walked out with a toaster oven, an 80 inch 4K TV, minus 1 child and no eggs."
"Shout out to little yappy dogs. Literally everything you bark at could eat you."
"Three guys walk in to a bar... The 4th one ducks"
"Whats the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance can finish a race."