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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are eating a clown And one says ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""

"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."

"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"

"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"

"*boss at staff meeting* Hey, do you have anything positive to add to this meeting? Yeah, I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open."

"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a bald eagle A life time ban from the zoo and a felony...apparently"

"If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska"

"Bill: I hope Hillary will have better interns in the Oval Office than I did. All of mine sucked."

"How do you tittilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."

"2 sheep are standing on a hill One turns to the other and says ""Baaa!"". The other sheep says ""I was just going to say that""."