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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"

"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"

"What do you call a slutty fisherman/woman? A hooker."

"A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The police officer"

"It should be illegal to own a bug-eyed pug and not make it wear sunglasses in public."

"I want what any normal girl wants in life... A great job, a loving husband and to be the wallpaper on thousands of iPhones."

"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"

"Using my toes to pick something up makes it hard to go to church on Sunday."

"Boss: ""Do you know why I've called you into my office?"" Into My Office: ""Because that's my name?"" Boss: ""Yes, that's right."""

"""I might be a sex virgin but I'm not a virgin at AWESOME MAGIC TRICKS!"" *trips on cape, knocks over table with punchbowl & cookies*"