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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man become a baker? He kneaded the dough."
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"What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"What's the difference between a 13 year old girl and a cow? No really, what's the difference? I accidentally mixed up all the meat in my freezer."
"The bottle said to apply liberally So I bitched and complained the whole time I used it."
"Teddy Roosevelt pickup line Ayy girl, Do you want to see my Big Stick Diplomacy in my room? ( )"
"Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two. Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider :("
"How to lose weight - Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight? - Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. - How many times , doctor ? - Every time someone offers you food."
"Why does Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
"What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slow swimmer"
"What does the Queen put on her toast? Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat"