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Joke of the Day

"A boy who couldn't hear, smell, taste or feel punched me in the head yesterday. I told him ""there was no need for senseless violence"""

"if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?"

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"Some things you recycle, some you throw away. For example: Paper & plastic you recycle. Opportunities, love and your future you throw away."

"What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief? That's Nachos."

"A woman gives the news to her husband. - My love , I'm pregnant . What would you like it to be ? - A joke?."

"I told my girlfriend she should work at UPS She's good at handling packages"

"When someone on the bus wants your seat, what should you say? If you were me, will you let me have your seat? If he answer no, don't let him sit. If he answer yes, you don't even need to move."

"What do you call a quadriplegic laying on the floor? Matt."

"What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic"