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Joke of the Day
"If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I. - dead people"
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"If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place."
"Did you hear about the guy ducking charges of sheep rape? He's on the lam."
"What do you call 144 rotten eggs? Gross."
"Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos."
"My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer."
"What is your best casino joke? I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!"
"What do you cal a wine hangover? The grape depression."
"Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor? Me: I struck down a Jedi. W: god I hate you. M: yes, use your hate"
"So if I get the job at Walmart,,, do I pull my own teeth out,, or does it happen during orientation ?"