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Joke of the Day

"What is Mozart doing right now? De-composing"

"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan"

"Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the same things over again, but it's worth the occasional gold I find."

"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."

"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."

"Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands? There's no strings attached."

"Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called ""The Johnson Years""."

"Why did the skeleton cross the road? He had a bone to pick with his neighbour."

"Sometimes Victoria's Secret is Victor's secret on weekends."