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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a bear without a weapon? With your bare hands."
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"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"
"I hate when I shape my hand like a phone to tell someone to call me, but they're in their 20s and don't know what phones used to look like."
"""Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If u love me, I'll always be in your heart...If u hate me, I'll always be in your mind"" -Shakespeare"
"What do you call a black hipster? blipster"
"I bet that TV in hell consists only of Progressive and sad animal commercials."
"I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today."
"What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my van."
"So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"""
"News: German diver receives a 0.0 score. Apparently, Olympic judges don't appreciate cannon balls."