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Joke of the Day

"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""

"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana They should all be watched that way"

"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but... Catscan."

"I'm not sure he understands What The Hell I'm talking about....But.....Since I'm showing cleavage, he's at least listening ;D"

"What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion."

"What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common? They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record."

"Guy says, ""damn, there should be a law against having sex this good!"" The girl said nothing, for the drugs had left her unconscious."

"What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey? BOOBIES XD"

"Make a last request!!"