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Joke of the Day
"Why do you call these girls broads? Cause I don't wanna be specific"
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"Ok, but like, how married are you?"
"Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."
"Dad, the dog is having sex. Don't mind it, son, it's nature. Yes, I know dad. But it hurts!"
"I heard ""...and that's when the fight started."" jokes today for the first time. What's your best one?"
"When going out invite your friends with extra chromosomes. ....theyll always be down"
"What has a bottom at its top? A leg."
"Some joke my dad told me a long time ago What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to? Barbers."
"Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing dear ? Jane: Yes and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind."
"Just finished charging my iPhone. Lets see how long the battery la"