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Joke of the Day
"Dad, the dog is having sex. Don't mind it, son, it's nature. Yes, I know dad. But it hurts!"
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"If anyone tried to steal my identity I would just think ""now it's their problem."""
"Fact that will blow your mind away. Did you know that Oprah Winfrey contains enough air that it can be used to inhabit life on Mars by creating an atmosphere."
"What's black on the outside and white on the inside? Whitney Houston's nose"
"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"
"[starts Power Point presentation titled ""Why I'm Breaking Up With You""] Him: Wait, what the--? Me: Please hold all questions until the end."
"If my dad was president of this country... There would be no Isis. It would be Waswas. Dad walked in to the kitchen and dropped this on me."
"What's an owl's favourite pin code? 2820!!!!!!!!"
"Everybody loves pussies... Except the dong lovers. *dog :P"
"January 29, 1802, 2 AM: I hope this letter finds you well. Are you up? March 2: I am, good sir April 6: Would you kindly come over? May 9: K"