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Joke of the Day

"I heard ""...and that's when the fight started."" jokes today for the first time. What's your best one?"

"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."

"I love everybody. Even you, insecure person reading this hoping someone loves you ... even you."

"I wish behavior in football was acceptable in all jobs. Like if u clear a paper jam out of the printer you can stanky leg on your boss' desk"

"What happens when an elephant sits on a car? It breaks the trunk."

"Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!"

"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."

"What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science."

"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"

"Why Twitter deleted so many terrorist accounts recently? Otherwise they'd kill all the 140 characters."