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Joke of the Day
"Billy wanted to learn how to juggle... ...but he never had the balls to do it"
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"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"
"I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall... The one fish turns to the other and says ""Damn""."
"Just got an email from a necrophiliac wishing me dead. Hey, thanks for the compliment!"
"FREE HOROSCOPE: You look terrible today. Avoid stuff and people. Don't buy a Kindle. Also, brush your teeth more often."
"Today it's National Take Off Your Cap Day Hats off to whoever founded it."
"WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear."
"If a male asks another male for assistance helping him put on a particular piece of clothing, what is it? A brotie. ......(I know this joke was bad)"
"Q: What happens when a professor teaches for a decade? A: He gets Tenyear."