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Joke of the Day
"Billy wanted to learn how to juggle... ...but he never had the balls to do it"
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"How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb? The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"
"One of my terrorist friends decided to bomb our only good coffee machine in all of Yemen... Pissed as hell, he said he hates french press"
"Spez tells us that we should take our time to vote today, because it ""matters""... That's the fucking joke."
"Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq."
"son you're getting older and one way I show my trust in you is letting you tackle some tough jobs on your own; bathing the cat for starters"
"Black History Month should be called ""Four Weeks Of Morgan Freeman's Voiceover Work"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement"
"""I saw a flock of cows today"" ""Flock of cows?"" ""Yes a flock of cows"" ""Herd of cows?"" ""Of course I've heard of cows, I saw a flock of them!"""
"Doctor doctor people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around."