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Joke of the Day

"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"

"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."

"Judge: Are you married? A. No I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about."

"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them."

"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"

"Now that the Australian dollar is worth 0.70 USD.. Can we just call it the Feminist Dollar?"

"I heard somewhere that wanking with a dead arm feels better... Totally ruined that funeral."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."